Words of Wisdom #3: The Future Story

Here be the last chapter.

The Wise Words of Master Yen Sid

"The Future Story"

/ Will the day come when this battle, born of confusion will end/

/ Is it different things to different people/

/ Can the reality be that which is hidden/

/ The reason is mere existence, still, memories can be believed /

/ Be not afraid /

/ Entrust your body to the soothing waves of your memories /

/ By and by your fleeting rest will be over /

/ And everything will begin /

Spider kiss-

because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome.<3.

xoxoxoxoxoSxoxoxoxoxo

Uhh okay what a weird title! Ya'll probably thinking how much sugar I ate today... I had none! Wait, no... I had very sweet dates... and coconut...


Anyway Faty here.


A friend told me they liked my style of writing and I was, to say the least, thrilled! I love hearing my writing is good. Because I think the pen is mightier than the sword... Well, nowadays that saying is more like: "The keyboard is mightier than the gun!"


Today I hung out with mentioned friend and kissed a goat! Bwahahaha I'm kidding. Actually I just hugged it.

So cute!

By the lakeside there were loads of goats, old ones, young ones... As Ramadan is progressing Eid is coming nearer, so people are quickly getting their goats for, uhm, sacrificing... umm... such a dark theme if you think about how CUTE these goats look...

... Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! That's so cruel! T____T I'd rather be a vegetarian! I'm going, I'm leavin'! Never coming back again! Sayonara goat-hating world!

Nah just kidding. I personally don't like goat meat much, but it's better than cow meat! Why am I talking about meat?

What was the subject of this post again? (Looks up and reads the title) Owww. Eww.

You know what, nevermind. Hope you enjoyed my senseless rumble.

Goat kisses-

because.kissing.goats.is.awesome!

Word of Wisdom #2: Interlude

The Wise Words of Master Yen Sid

"Interlude"

/ A long dream /

/ A sad farewell, hanging in the air in that ‘world between’ /

/ What is reality? What is illusion/

/ The path chosen by the young boy leads to his memories /

/ When caught in the stream of days and nights going past, gaze anew at your steps...

/ For there, all confusion will end.

Spider kiss-

because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome.<3.

Words of Wisdom #1 - Original version

hello. just here to tell u that the "Words of Wisdom" thingy that fari copied from my notebook is actually the translation of the italian version. the real English version (directly translated from the orginal japanese version) goes like this.

The Wise Words of Master Yen Sid

"The Beginning"

/ Each journey gives rise to chance encounters /

/ And each encounter brings forth a farewell /

/ When a farewell leads to a journey, the world’s open their hearts /

/ Those chosen by the light, or ensnared in darkness /

/ Friends who share the same bonds, though their paths may differ /

/ When you doubt the path trod thus far/

/ When the hand held to you is lost/

/ Gaze anew at the heart that once was. For all answers are within. /

spider kisses-

because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome.

A very disturbing dream. Somebody give me an Interpretation.

Did you realize that whenever you are really tired and need to sleep, like, when you're so sleepy that you can't keep yourself awake, you dream things that are usually more disturbing than usual? Like nightmares. Well, I don't have nightmares, but the dreams I dream when I'm super sleepy and/or tired are ALMOST as bad.


As you may or may not know, I came from Europe to Asia only a few days ago. So i'm having problems with fixing my schedule. I take a 5-hours long nap from 1 pm - 6 pm, stay awake almost all night, etc. I'm also having problems with my diet and recently feel very tired.


Today, when I went to sleep at around 1.30 pm, my dream began quite nicely. I dreamt that Billy Joe (yes, GREEN DAY'S lead vocalist BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!) called me in my phone. He lived in a deserted island and was calling me to just say hi, how are ya, etc... like, totally casual. like, WOW!




But that was the only highlight.


Later on I went to that island and met the doctor who circumcised my bros and my cozes. He was like: "you've sinned a lot. so you have to ask me for forgiveness." I was like, wth? Astaghfirullah! Ain't I supposed to be doing that to God? Then Fari's mom came (my aunt) and said: "No! You have to ask for forgiveness to a Jinn!" (That's a spirit who are just like humans except they have super powers, are stronger, but dumber.) "That's what I did!" Okaaaaaaaaay... Astaghfirullah again...


And then I woke up, still half sleepy, and realized that Husen Mama (my uncle) was in my room and my mom was outside, bang-uhm knocking on my door. Husen Mama was making fun of her while she was saying something about my friend (Asif) waiting for me downstairs and that he said something about a lake. I instantly remembered that I had romised him to donate some money to a nursing home for disabled people and that I would give him the donation near the lake. I started to get up but... I couldn't! I was literally paralyzed! I was trying my hardest to move... but I only managed to raise my right arm! Mom continued bang-knocking, and Husen Mama kept laughing at her.


And after a while of that I woke up.


... Yeah, I said that I woke up earlier, but that "waking up" was actually part of the dream. huh. And I noticed that there was no Husen Mama. I thought I could hear a faint bang-knocking, so I got up (oh so slowly), put on my glasses, opened the door and exclaimed "What?!"


... but no Mom was there standing behind the door. Well, actually she was there, but she wasnt behind the door. she was sitting on the floor watching TV. She looked at me weird for a second and went back to mind her own business.


Umm... okay, so that was weird... well I was weird. I went back to sleep and the next time I woke up I thought I heard a female voice behind me saying something softly, like "What is it..?" I was so shocked but irritated that I didnt look behind me (still on my bed, i was lying on my side) and went back to sleep.


Umm... that's it.


Now, there are some points to consider. It might have been a Jinn! Cause if it werent, why would I dream of somebody telling me to virtually "worship" one? astaghfirullah (i love saying that... my cousin Sam knows why :3) But then again, that dream made me wake up. Somebody, my mom, was calling me in the dream. That's what made me wake up. Just in time for the afternoon prayer! So was it God?


Okay so i may sound religious here. Well, gguess what, I am religious. But that doesnt mean I have a boring life. But back to the topic...


You know the part where I was paralyzed? It had happened before as well. Like, 5 or 6 times. I would be parayzed in a dream-like state, and then usually I would recite some holy verses and everything would go normal again and I would wake up wondering if it was a dream, a Jinn, or I simply went nuts for a while.


Also, the girly voice behind me creeped me out! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?

Boh. I;dd rather not talk about it anymore.


Oh, and one more part of the first dream I forgot to mention. Somebody (in the dream!) had died! It was an elderly English woman. When she died, and my aunt I think was giving some speech, my cousins started crying. Noman started crying like a little baby... As for me, I didn't even KNOW who the heck that woman was! So I pretended I was sad too but I didn't cry. Then Noman hovered over my head (wth???!), his face totally wet with tears, and screamed at me "WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING?! YOU SELFISH GIRL!" I was like "Because I'm not an emotional idiot like you!" and my autn i think told me that it's better that I go out of the room. And noman was still cyring, and crying, and crying...


... I'd like to take this opprtunity to ask my cozes: did somone die?? O__O""


Umm, k, bye now.


P.S. I don't even know If I should post this, but... here goes:


... because.kissing.spider.is.awesome...?...

Welcome to our first class of freestyle poetry! Professor Faty will start by writing a sample poem.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I think I'm dead

I'm covered in goo.

The sky is cloudy,

The water is gross,

I don't wanna live in Saudi -

Tthey make you wear clothes.

The wall is dirty,

My hair is dyed,

I feel like partyin',

And I like pie.

The dude is gay,

That thing is a gland,

If I could, I would pay

For this bullshit to end.

Keep following us fore more hints on how to write wonderful poetry!


because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome!


P.S.  the Kaulitz bros are so cute when they're all gay! but their music is aweful ._.

A "Funny" Story by Fary

  

The last week of school is supposed to be fun, isn't it? So at math class my math teacher decided that we wouldn't do any boring math work, instead we had to write our own invented funny story that has something that shows math and stuff. For example: numbers falling out of the sky.

This is what I came up with:

The Dumb Superhero

 As soon as Jam heard the scream of a girl, who probably was a teenager, judging from her voice, he got up from his warm, wet bed...wait, what!? Wet!? oh no, he did it again...

 After 5.2 minutes of cleaning up, Jam got ready to get ready. He brushed his teeth, did his hair, put on his superhero costume and flew out of his window.

 Analysing the scream, Jam figured out where the voice had come from, inside the haunted ally of ABC123 Street. Peeking inside, Jam saw no one was there. 'I know the scream came from here, probably from the kitchen.', thought Jam. So he tiptoed inside the kitchen, and what he saw was very shocking. So shocking that he realised his pants got soaked...again. 'Oops!'

'Who are you?', shouted a man from accross the kitchen, behind the table.

 The man was wearing a black sock on his head with 2 holes for his eyes and 1 for his mouth. This fact indicated to Jam that the man was probably a burgler.

'Well? Are you gonna reply or not, old man?', shouted again the burgler.

'You want to know who i am?'

'Duh!', said the burgler, 'that's what i asked a minute ago!'

'Okay, i am the great Jam, The Dumb Superhero that always saves the day!'

'Hmmm', mumbled the burgler, 'what's 2x10?'

'150?No!It's 200! Yup, it's 200!', replied Jam.

'Wow, you really are dumb. Anyway, i assume you came here to save someone?'

'Yes, indeed. Now tell me, Where's the girl who screamed at exactly 5:32 am?'

'...Um, that "girl" was me, there was a cockroach on the-'

'- O my GOD! You're actually a girl!?', Jam squealed.

'No,no! I'm a man. You didn't even let me finish what i was gonna say...any way, you came her to 'save' the one who screamed,right?'

'Right!', exclaimed Jam for no reason ( he could have just plainly replied, but No! He just had to exclaim like all heroes do. I'm getting tired of people like that. ).

'Then you're not needed. See, i just screamed because there was a cockroach on the table. Those little devils give me the creeps! Jeesh! But, no harm done. So, you can go now...'

'Oh thanks! I'm relieved! I can catch up with my sleep now!....right after i shower first....ugh! I hate having showers, they make me all wet and remind me of the OTHER ways i mostly get wet by.'

 Jam left the haunted ally happily, relieved that no one got harmed. All of a sudden, Jam stopped at the middle of the road. ' Did i forget something?...boh.' Thought Jam. He began walking again, just in time before he almost got hit by a car.

 Back at the ally, the burgler was grinning, 'Heh! He forgot about me! No super hero can get dumber that him!'

Well, that's my story! I hope you liked it! 

Spider Kisses!

Some Words Of Wisdom...

...from Faty's old science notebook -that i found in her luggage while she was packing for Bangladesh-

"Every journey leads to powerful encounter and every encounter gives origin to a good bye. When a goodbye initiates another journey, the worlds open their hearts. You, chosen by the light, and you, trapped in darkness. You, friends united in fellowship, that are stepping away on distant paths. When you doubt of the road walked so far, when the hand you were clasping is lost, turn your glances to the heart of one time...

...Because that is where you will find all your answers."

Unfortunately for me, i don't exactly know the whole meaning of this. ( Could anyone be kind enough to explain it for me?)


We all know that Faty left for BD at the 22nd, i left for London at the 23rd, and here i am! It was very sad when Faty left, we all cried. I didn't want to cry, but when Faty did, automatically like a baby, i started crying as well.


Anyway, i hope i didn't depress anyone (hehehe). Spider kisses!




    xox     ---from Fary!

Hello my dearest little teddy bears/puppies!




It's faty and i'm high up on a sugar mountain. that's how anybody would feel after a 9 hours flight from hot but dry europe to very hot and humid asia. not to mention the 3 hours of waiting in the airport and 4 hours in the plane cuz some dude didnt get his hepatitis b vaccine and had to fish out his luggage from the gazillion ones in the plane.




and of course, some other dude of whom i posses half of my genes... just happens to be mentally challeged. NOT KIDDING. i missed my mom. now i got my ordinary life back - fa normal systematic yet fun life since i get to pick on mummy all day.




Umm... I got clothes all over my room, my apartment got a makeover while i was gone, everything is awesome except me - i'm still in my pj's (but then again its only 10 34 am) andmy hair and face sucks. no thanks to that dude i'm related to - that person thought it's be totally great to throw away all my cosmetics and essentials from MY luggage and pack in some more dates WHICH we can easily find here as well, contrary to my stuff.




and lastly- i still have to activate my internet connection! i'm using somebody else's - actually it's AIUB's - American University of Banglaesh - and guess what? its AWESOME! IT'S SO FAST! LIKE, WOW!


K by.


because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome!


P.S. I feel emo now.

woop de doo!

does anyone know how it feels to... wait i dunno how to finish the sentence without writing too much. meh.



hey it's faty and I'm gonna leave italy. rome. soon. like, tomorrow evening.
fary is gonna leave for london the day after tomorrow. always in the evening.


we've been doing this ritual since the summer of 2007. we leave around autumn, i go to asia, fary goes to the uk, and then come back to rome in the summer and stay here for 1-2 months. im getting tired of this! i wanna live in one place, period! but i cant cuz i've got problems. with my passport and visa and stuff.


well whatever.

right now im downloading the update to Linkin Park 8-bit Rebellion! 1.3.0 or smthing. i've bin waiting for 10 mins and its only 50 percent done! well that good for a stolen network. oh yeah, in fary's place we dont have our own internet connection so we use smbody else's. who, i dunno and dont care.


umm i dunno what else to write.


oh yeah-




because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome!

Writing From a Distance

hi, its fary


tomorrow faty will be leavin italy for BD and i for a different country. Although we're not with each other, we still chat and see each other on skype and keep on touch. and, we've got this blog. 


we'll be writing from a distance!




i'll see you later-well, BLOG later...hehe


spider kisses!

Hello even if u dont care

hi there! my name is faty, and the purpose of this blog is to write watever i want... anything that goes through my mind... anything INTERESTING that happens to me... and trust me, im an interesting person! this is actually a joint blog with my cousin/sister/very close friend, fary! (yah i know we have matching names..)


basically we want to write anything we can and then look back at this blog 20 years later and laugh. WHO doesnt wanna do that? :3


anyway <3 <3 <3 XOXOXOOXOXOX


(not REALLY xP)


SPIDERKISS~~~


because.kissing.spiders.is.awesome!